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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Just a little humor

This little white VW bug caught my eye -guess why?! I would have preferred "Jesus" be on the front of the car, rather than the back, but it was still nice to see His name displayed. Hmm. Is this politically correct? Do you have to special order the car like this? I don't care. I'll ride in it. :-)

A friend emailed this joke to me. I thought it was cute.

 Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the  computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of  hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set  up a test that will run for two hours, and from those  results, I will judge  who does the better job.'

 So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.  They moused.  They faxed.  They emailed.  They e-mailed with attachments.  They downloaded.. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports.  They created labels and cards..  They created charts and graphs..  They did some genealogy reports.  They did every job known to man.  Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster  than hell. 

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning  suddenly flashed  across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of  course, the power went  off..  Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse  word known in the  underworld.  Jesus just sighed.. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them  restarted their computers.  Satan started searching frantically, screaming:  'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the  power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his  files from the past  two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.  'Wait!' he  screamed. 'That's not  fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't  have any?'  God just shrugged and said,  JESUS SAVES....
If you trust in Satan, you certainly will lose everything, but if you trust in Jesus you will not be lost. :-)







5 comments:

SquirrelQueen October 28, 2010 at 11:01 PM  

That is a very cute joke, thanks for sharing Judy. Nice looking car. More folks see the back of a car than the front.

Mrs. M @ TLC October 30, 2010 at 6:05 AM  

Hahaha! This gave me a good laugh. Thanks!

That Jesus fish sign at the back of the car is common in non-Christian countries. It is not common in my home-country but it can be bought in many Christian bookshops, bumper sticker section. People want to display that sign because they would like to tell about their faith which is different from the majority. At least, that's what I heard form my local friends. I just bought one as a birthday gift to my friend. I think it is best placed at the back so it is seen better by the driver following the car. It could be an invitation to follow Jesus :-)
I hope you have a blessed weekend.
I enjoyed my visit. Thanks!

Judy Sheldon-Walker October 30, 2010 at 9:29 AM  

Both respondents made very valid points and I appreciate not only their visits but their wisdom. More people do see your car from the back and what an awesome testimony "Follow Jesus".

Thanks and God bless!

Self Sagacity October 30, 2010 at 11:39 AM  

Funny! Thanks for making me laugh today, and I too wondered about the Jesus emblem, I bet it is a glue on or something of the sort.

Ruthi November 26, 2010 at 6:55 PM  

You cracked me up. Thanks for the gift of humor.

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